Support a Hood Metal Cause – Help Ghoul Buy a Tour Van!

Ghoul Thrash Band Photo

Legit as shit SoCal thrashers Ghoul are prepping for an upcoming tour this spring with fellow bosses of metal GWAR, Municipal Waste and Kylesa. Now they are calling upon us, the keepers of the faith, to help them get a new whip for the trek.

Help Ghoul buy a van! Being mutants from a far-away country who barely know how to read and write, and who have limited access to non-pickled-cabbage-related currency, we have a lot of trouble finding transportation in your country. The last tour we did we ended up lashing ourselves to the roof of the headliner’s merch truck every night after the show. Not only did they not appreciate the extra gas money we cost them, but we all ended up getting sick with the flu and Dissector was hit in the face by a passing pigeon not once, but twice. Now YOU, the noble and courageous Numbskull, have a chance to help US, the poor, benighted cannibals of Ghoul, by donating to our Kickstarter campaign. Not only will this help the band in the short term, it will allow us to tour more often and bring our message of brotherly love and peace…no wait, I got that wrong…our message of DEATH AND HORROR to you kind, generous, and physically attractive Ghoul fans. Donate now and get some junk!

Ghoul have set up a Kickstarter project to raise the conservative stacks necessary to fund said whip and are currently having a lot of success, nearly reaching their goal of $5K.

The hood ass video above is enough reason to bust out your wallet for these weirdos. This thing’s got it all. Polished, highbrow comedy, above average acting, big ass explosions, monster truck rally announcer guy… I mean, you should have to drop admission just to get a glimpse of this cinematic masterpiece. Maybe it’s not all that BRO of them to beg for cash (gotta maintain a front for the ladies), but all is forgiven due to the song & dance they provide in return.  Plus, we all know it’s hard out there fowa pimp… when you tryin’ to get tha money for tha rent.

Make the world a better place, give Ghoul your money so they can blow it on cocaine buy a sweet new van to do cocaine in to hit the road in! HOOD CERTIFIED

MAKE A PLEDGE AND WIN PRIZES!

SHARE THIS POST

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Author: Juice View all posts by
QUIT FRONTIN' BRAH

Leave A Response

You must be logged in to post a comment.