Hood Metal Swag Merch Table – Hot Ass Tees

Hood Metal Band Merchandise

I’ve come to a realization. From the looks of most of the shows I’ve hit in the past few months, despite having a wealth of cheap resources via the internetz, some of the Hood Metal faithful are having quite a hard time dressing themselves. Hell, you assholes can barely make it through the week without shattering your bongs. I understand. I also understand that times are tough when you’re an unemployed hood representative, but that’s no excuse to be leaving the house in a pair of mesh shorts and a blowed out “Follow the Leader” t-shirt you stole from Spencer’s. I know, the New Era lid you’re rockin’ is fresh to death, the stickers prove it, but the rest of you looks like shit.

Thank the metal gods your boy Juice is here to cover your ass and get you properly suited & booted. We’re starting a new little feature here in the Hood where we will highlight some tight threads for your consideration in order to properly floss. Band shirts, fly kicks, crisp hats, sweet wristbands with stupid slogans… everything you’ll need to substantiate the lie that you’re the lead singer for Despised Icon. Believe me, that tattooed slunt hanging off the bar that you’ve had in your crosshairs all night doesn’t know the fucking difference. She’ll probably be keen to the situation the next morning when your Mom picks you up in the mini, but who gives a shit? The deed is done. The seed, planted. Whatever you do, please wrap that shit up, son. We’re all stocked up on retards.

So here we go. First run of shit you need to buy starts now. Time to return those bags of beer cans out back.

Bury Your Dead Hardcore Band Merch
BURY YOUR DEAD – BLOCK SHIRT
BUY HERE
Terror Hardcore LAHC Band Merch
TERROR – LAHC SHIRT
BUY HERE
This is Hell Hardcore Punk Merch Shirt
THIS IS HELL – LIBERTY SHIRT
BUY HERE
Revocation Thrash Metal Shirt
REVOCATION – REANIMANIAC SHIRT
BUY HERE

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