This is Hell Put on a Fucking Clinic in “Demons” Video

This is Hell Demons Music Video Black Mass

This right here is as fucking die-hard as it gets. No bullshit story or premise, no emo scenery, no tank topped ALPHA-BROs stage diving and no pretty effects or filters. Just a minute and a half of straight up violence confined to the amount of space necessary for the average kiddie dungeon. I’m sure the boys in This is Hell took a few headstocks to the dome in the filming of this clip, but all in a day’s work for these harsh motherfuckers. This is hardcore, nerds, not the WNBA. We’re not gonna shut shit down and send your boyfriend to Walgreen’s for a fresh box of period plugs every time a little blood hits the dance floor. Ask Mat Bruso, he knows the fucking deal.

For those of you still jamming the new Five Finger Death Punch record, with your heads firmly entrenched in your asses, like the square bitch that you are… This is Hell is a bitchingly pissed off crossover thrash outfit hailing from Long Island, New York. The five-piecers have been reppin’ the streets with the utmost legitness since 2004 and have built up a delicious catalog of quality work. Their latest, 2011’s Black Mass, being one of their most aggressive records to date and one of my favorite dick-thrashers of the year. Pick up the record here through Rise Records.

I understand it’s hard for you people to focus unless you’re taking on a hailstorm of strobe lights, car crashes and cum shots, so stick a finger up your ass and perk up, because this is an important lesson for the youthful, exuberant BROs of the hardcore scene. Ditch the video slunts, ditch the abandoned warehouse, ditch your fucking egos and JUST. GET. FUCKED. This is Hell doesn’t have shit. They don’t need shit. They don’t want shit. Everything those animals require is in that once sterile 8×8 office space that now resembles the fucking beaches of Normandy.

So quit douchebagging around with your video editing software and go cheap as fuck with the budget the next time you and your local Christian post-punk-djentcore band decides you need to punish the world with undeniable video evidence of you sucking. You might manage to accidentally stumble across something sincere, which would be a welcome break from your typically contrived bullshit.

Bottom line: Pure, unbridled rage is far more engaging than expensive horseshit and lame frame transition effects. HOOD CERTIFIED

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