Wilson Embrace Power of Tambourine in “College Gangbang”

Full Blast Fuckery

Earlier this week, Wookubus over at theprp reviewed an album from a band combining a moniker, record title and cover art that was practically blasting an air horn and firing munitions wildly in the air while waving a banner reading, “HOOD METAL MATERIAL OVER HERE, DIPSHIT!“. Truly a development that DEMANDED our attention.

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Band: Wilson
Album: Full Blast Fuckery

1. My Life My Grave
2. Better Off (Strictly Doods)
3. Passing on the Left
4. College Gangbang
5. Snake Eyes
6. I Can Beat Your Dad
7. Viking Pussies Fuck Off
8. If You Ever Leave I Will Find You
9. Susan Jane
10. Live in Corpus Christi

Just look at that cover art. Retarded. Even the tracklist is fuggin’ BROtastic. Wilson are clearly masters of the art of Fuckery.

I hadn’t even heard of these doods before, but the Wooky cited a few bands that pitch sweatpant tents on my front yard as influences, so I scrambled to get a taste.

Michigan’s Wilson sound exactly as advertised… an fusion of equal parts Every Time I Die, He is Legend, Maylene & the Sons of Disaster and perhaps a dash of Baptized in Blood. Those familiar with said bands aren’t going to find something fresh here, pretty well charted territory, but if the approach scratches the proverbial itch, you’ll be hammered and sweaty by track three. Book it and lock it.

An excerpt from the band’s bio lays it out better than I could ever hope to…

“The growl of chain saws making firewood of fifty foot pines. That’s WILSON. The howling of a pack of wolves battling a rabid moose. That’s WILSON. The panting, gasping breaths of a smoke break “nooner”. That’s fucking WILSON. The citation for a noise violation… that’s just where the party begins. If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, then all party and no bullshit have made WILSON juggernauts.”

Ridiculous… but the kind of ridiculous we celebrate ’round these parts.

Support the kids. They are our future. Go buy their new record, “Full Blast Fuckery“. You can also stream it over at Metal Underground.

Now bust out a sixer of High Life and check out their delightfully stupid new video “College Gangbang“. You’ll learn to embrace the awesome metal power of the tambourine. Clear a path and lay down a towel, it may induce climax.

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