Category:  Floaters

By Juice, May 18, 2012 0 Floaters

Don’t flush, we’ve got another turd to fish out of the Craigslist toilet bowl.  This round of Floaters features a clever and biting satirist (at least in his own reefer-addled mind) from Pittsburgh.  Objective of this grandiose dickbag?  Attention.… Read More »

By Juice, April 24, 2012 0 Floaters

Cast a line and grab a cold one, it’s time to sit back and reel in some golden turds from the internet shitbowl that is Craigslist. Cuz when you’re a burgeoning rockstar, one bass player short of assembling the most… Read More »

By Juice, April 10, 2012 0 Floaters

New feature time at Hood Metal, nerds. I’m dubbing this one, FLOATERS, as in the metal-musician turds who rise to the top of the proverbial shit-bowl that is Craigslist. I’ll periodically pick out a few stellar Craigslist ads from 30-something… Read More »