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By Juice, February 5, 2013 0 News

Not 100% sure on this, but I think I might start periodically covering cool shit from the BROest sport of all, professional Motocross. Happens to be a pastime of my family. Hell, I was even named after an old-school pro… Read More »

By Juice, February 4, 2013 0 News

I keep beating myself up over not getting this shit up promptly, but that would insinuate this site is relevant, SO FUCK IT. Ball ’till we fall. Now I may or my not have made some disparaging comments that I… Read More »

By Juice, February 2, 2013 0 News

If you’re anything like me (which is impossible unless your name is Val Venis), you’ve been telling your job to “suck it” for the past coupla days, opting instead to blast the new Hatebreed record loud as all hell and… Read More »

By Juice, January 28, 2013 0 News

OH, HAI BROz! I’m reappearing after another extended hiatus. Last time I made big promises of a triumphant return… consistent posts, a kewl new layout, and a bunch of other empty lies. Worst part is, you believed it… you believed… Read More »

By Juice, August 30, 2012 0 Thrash Your Dick Off Thursday

Whip out your demins and shotgun a brew, longhairs… it’s Thrash Your Dick Off Thursday! It’s been a helluva week in the world of BROcore, with a flurry of new records being dropped and announced left and right. Things kicked… Read More »

By Juice, August 28, 2012 0 News

I’m a huge Converge fan. Jacob Bannon is on my short-list of metal man-crushes. The dude just discharges creativity all over the place like one of those black porn stars with the cock implants that fire off spunk like a… Read More »

By Juice, August 27, 2012 0 News

This is the story that held a Bic lighter under my bean bag and compelled me to hit the keyboard once again. The message expressed certainly isn’t fresh by any stretch, but it was a timely reminder that I didn’t… Read More »

By Juice, August 25, 2012 0 News

SKEET SKEET, you sleeveless alpha pricks! Ya boy Juice is back from hiatus, probably only to be followed by another hiatus, which will be briefly delayed by this post, a series of naps and a few trips to the fridge… Read More »

By Juice, May 18, 2012 0 Floaters

Don’t flush, we’ve got another turd to fish out of the Craigslist toilet bowl.  This round of Floaters features a clever and biting satirist (at least in his own reefer-addled mind) from Pittsburgh.  Objective of this grandiose dickbag?  Attention. http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/muc/3000362025.html… Read More »

By Juice, May 15, 2012 0 News

Unless you’re been entrenched in a 6-month hallucinogen fueled trip of Robert Downey Jr. proportions, you’ve witnessed the Obey the Brave hype machine in action. FOR REALZ… these nerds had a wider merch selection than Iron Maiden before they even… Read More »